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Twilight sucks, move on!
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When Fangirls attack!

Sun May 24, 2009, 10:40 AM
  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Mother Soundtrack
  • Reading: Watchmen
  • Watching: The Worlds' IQ drop
  • Playing: Pokemon Platinum
  • Eating: Advils like there's no tommorow
  • Drinking: Coke Zero
Yesterday, I went to a Chapters in Otawa because I wanted to grab myself a copy of the graphic novel Watchmen. It kicks ass, I'm telling you right now.

So I make my way to the cash register and there's this girl already in front of me who asks where the Twilight books are, since she couldn't find Breaking Dawn. So the guy at the register tells the girl that they're sold out and that it might take a few days before they get any more copies.

But this is where it gets bad, the guy tells the girl that she shouldn't even bother reading it and that he thinks Stephanie Meyer is a joke... One rule we should all remember, NEVER piss off a Twitard.

So this girl goes psycho on the guy and jumps him across the counter, screaming profanities like there was no tomorrow. So I jump in there to help the poor guy, because the girl caught him by surprise and was choking the life out of him. I grab the girl from behind and I swear, she was at least a foot higher than me, so you could imagine how scared shitless I was

So she jumps me and starts acusing Me of hating Twishit... I'm 14 people! And this bitch was at least 16.

What. The. Fuck?

I'm sorry I can't write anymore, I'm too scared shitless.

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=Picky-nintendo-nerd May 24, 2009, 1:53:31 PM
Infuckingcreadible. This bitch was sick in the head. It's someone's opinion, she should have just accepted it.

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~luigigal94 May 24, 2009, 2:03:10 PM
Go to Twilightsucks.com, they're are Twilight attacks that are WAY worst stories than mine, let me show you two examples:

Harassed
[link]

Drowned
[link]

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=Picky-nintendo-nerd May 24, 2009, 2:42:56 PM
I know you don't want to hear this...but it's not the book's fault. The people who act this way are clearly mentally unstable and shouldn't be reading anything if this is how they act towards a negative opinion. It's just a book, damnit. They should COOL it. To disrespect someone's opinion this harshly is insane.

JERKS.

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~The-EverLasting-Ash May 24, 2009, 2:56:11 PM
Holy fucking hell o.o

WTF no wonder I can't get into that series, because of the crazy ass fanbase. Going pshyco over a book... that's just plain retarded and to attack someone because they don't like the same things as them is just sick.

I hope a Harry Potter cult finds her and makes her burn all of her Twilight merchandise, or even worse make S. Meyers write a hate letter to her xDDD *shot*

Dood I hope you recover D: Mentally that is, and physically if she hurt you. :< :cling:

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~luigigal94 May 24, 2009, 3:10:19 PM
Mentaly, I'm better.... Phisycally.... let's just say I almost got
"key'd" in the throat.... WTF is the world comming to?

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~The-EverLasting-Ash May 24, 2009, 3:35:03 PM
>:I

What a puke-sack, how dare she key your throat, there's no keyhole there! *punches something*

I'm surprised I haven't witnessed any of this yet, which I guess is good xD

Did the security get after her? :O

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~luigigal94 May 24, 2009, 4:46:16 PM
"Almost!" I "almost got keyed" in the throat

If you should feel bad for anyone is Dustin (The guy who was asaulted by the bitch)

He's in the Hospital, poor guy's got nail scratches on his throut, almost got one of them nails puncture his throat.

I met up with him the Hospital, he's a pretty cool guy..... and he quit his job faster than you can say "Twilight sucks!" (which it does)

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~shadowcatGC May 24, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
WTF? Get a GRIP, twitards!

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~The-EverLasting-Ash May 25, 2009, 2:54:53 PM
Holy hell he's in the hospital? o.o

Gawd what is the world coming to? :iconemoluigiplz:

Daw that's nice of you x3 :heart:

haha I gave Twilight a try but I got bored around the middle of the book, around the time when he got all sparkly. I never continued it, even when my friends were like, Omg ashlie its an awesome book you should finish it and i was like maybe xD

But after seeing the fanbase I don't wanna continue it o.o

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